Trip to Thailand an adventure with nature. Oh hell I just wanted to get drunk somewhere else
Day1: Flight was torture PDX-SFO-TPE-BKK. 24 hours wedged between idiots. Mid flight I would have exchanged a waterboarding session if it would have got me off this plane sooner.
Day2: Anyway I was a zombie as I didn't sleep on the flights so I just roamed the street aimlessly kinda like I do at work. One of my plans included a mountain bike trip through the jungle and traveling to some small villages. That is day 3's adventure but I was too tired to make the reservations and planned to go so bright and early in the morning. Oh i went for drinks this night in "normal" bars and ended up at one of the girly bars. After some tranny rubbed the back of his hand on my leg I got the hell outta there. Yes I got his number 1st, duh!!
Day3: Bad choice on day2 as this morning I found out that the mountain bike day trip has to be arraigned 24 hrs in advance. Shit!! OK make lemon aid from piss or whatever that saying is? Decided load up an app to map a walking course to some temples and with the goal to walk to China town and back. Well 4 hours later with some great pictures and some sore feet I completed the trip. Got my 1st foot massage that night and think that I am now in love with that girl. Went the hotel area bar and then went to the girly bar near the hotel. Met this fun lady that was teaching me some Thai. About a half hour later she wanted me to take her to my hotel? I told her that she was beautiful in Thai and that I was lame. Well that was half true as I am lame as I left her to find another guy
Day4: Took a train to Ekamia bus station and then a bus to Pattaya. Arrived at Pattaya and took a Tuk Tuk to where I thought was the hotel. This driver said 40 baht for the ride to this couple so I gave him the same. Two Japanese girls were charged 150 baht and I thought this bastard was ripping them off but I shut up. The ride took about 40 minutes and we passed what I thought was the area that I was staying at near the beach. After traveling up a mountain away from the beach the driver told me top get out a 40 baht was not enough. I smile and said fuck you to him and told the girls good luck. He was telling me some shit and I said fuck off I will find my way. After 45 minutes of walking in the pleasant 95 degree weather while dragging a suit case and a back pack I arrived at the hotel everything I was wearing soaking with sweat. I arrived to my room and decided I needed to start a blog. As tech savvy as I am it took me 30 minutes just to figure out how to set up an address. More later after I go to the pool or something. I am still pissed at that Tuk Tuk asshole but hope the girls made it to their proper destination.
